I may be en route to BRU and DIA wifi may suck platypus eggs, but that doesn’t stop platypus Friday.

Today, we learn that platypus protein is miracle juice.

ABC News (Australia) indicates that these proteins exhibit a ten fold increase in effectiveness at killing harmful bacteria compared to those currently in use in modern medical facilities and care.


As if that were insufficient, there’s this on top of it: these same proteins appear to make cows belch less as well.

And thus, we have achieved unity of two of the major themes of this blog: protein and platypus.