lovely, fat, and dumb
Wisdom from my mom.
She’s starting a new job as an independent auditor for food factories, and asked us kids for naming suggestions of her new LLC.
I suggested Panda Consulting, LLC via email, which was completely ignored. Several hours later, we got a mail with the name she chose. I contacted her over IM a few hours later and got this amazing gem:
(09:54:14 PM) me: you didn't want to name your company after pandas? (09:59:42 PM) mom: no (09:59:49 PM) mom: it seems too soft (09:59:59 PM) mom: and may be not professional (10:00:40 PM) mom: plus i think pandas are lovely, fat and look dumb